Find out about the unbeatable MOB Security System! To Buy In, click the button below to go to our products page.

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MOB founders, Christine Davis and Katie Deits discovered a proven security system. They, singlehandedly, had been protecting hearth and home for years!

This system costs next to nothing, since YOU are already installed. Simply buy a Security Sticker for your home.

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Buy a MOB journal, and record your very own tactics. Women of the world, protected by the MOB, stand guard!

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If you’re feeling it, buy your very old MOB T-shirt.


At the very least, brew some coffee, pour it in your very own MOB mug  and caffeinate!



“Underneath all the gauze and fluff, when I ‘became’ a bitch, I found out that I was made of more substantial stuff.”

Christine Davis, Lake Worth, FL

“I love wearing purple, but I much prefer wearing ‘bitch.'”

Katie Deits, North Palm Beach, FL

“Eventually, you have to rid yourself of society’s encumbrances, and celebrate your true ‘bitch.'”
Katie Deits, Christine Davis